Tuesday... boobsday

Yes, the Tuesday/boobsday rhyme is both weak and pathetic, but I had to make it sound as if I had a legitimate reason for posting photos of boobs.

As my wife just pointed out, the Tuesday/boobsday rhyme is also irrelevant, because of the simple fact that IT IS WEDNESDAY.

Wednesday Watermelons?  Wednesday W.......

Fine.  I want to post photos of boobs purely because I do. 

Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.  That is all that is swarming around in my head, and that, I must tell you, is NOT very conducive to reviewing and rewriting a short story which needs to be submitted as part of my Creative Writing portfolio, by 10am on Friday!  It is my hope that by posting photos of boobs right now, I shall purge brain of all boob thoughts, and then be able to concentrate on rewriting this wretched story.

Long story short, I am posting boobs for the good of my education. 

Not only am I posting boobs, I am sharing my favourite boobs in the world - bra clad that is - because I don't want to share my favourite nipples as well!  Yeap, for some unknown reason, my wife gave me permission to post photos of her boobs... you can just guess for yourself which are hers and which were found trawling the interwebz. (okay, so the obvious amateur-ness of the photos of my wife's boobies gives it away...)

IFFFFFFFF you know my wife, now may be a good time to close the window and think happy thoughts about the anonymous boobs above........


... unless you want to see my wife's boobs... in which case... do continue!

My happy place
... for obvious reasons

 

 

I'm stressed out so here, have some boobs!

I am so stupidly stressed out right now that it really isn't funny.  I have a feeling that I am in the

bottom 1% of the entire population when it comes to 'successful time management'.  I suck, and not in the sexual sense either (well, okay, my wife's nipples may say differently).  I really was sure that I could manage a full time study load, four kids, writing my erotica AND for a couple of different (completely un-erotica related) websites, but apparently not.

I only have myself to blame really, I have put my writing ahead of my studies and now find myself in the shitty predicament of having three assignments due within one week, one that I only realised TONIGHT is due next Thursday.

Okay, just writing about this is getting me stressed out, so I am going to share a few images I found today that cheered my day up rather substantially.

BOOBS!  Photos of BOOBS!  Boobs glorious boobs.

I can't help it, I love boobs... they are so curvy and... I really can't describe what I love about boobs, but there is something beautiful about them.  I'm not just speaking from a sexual point of view either, they are pretty - full stop.  Round and plump and soft and...  I don't know.  It is pointless trying to explain my love of boobs.  I can only hope you understand where I am coming from.

I give you MY BOOBS.
... tonight is one of those look down and smile kind of nights!

Although I generally dislike my OWN boobs (far too big and out of proportion with the rest of my body), there are some days that I look down and am greeted by a sight which makes me proud to be a woman.  I call those 'good boob days', and on days such as that find myself looking downward a whole lot.  I am used to men speaking at my boobs (I have eyes, remember?), but I am not overly used to looking at my own and thinking 'hey, not too bad!'.  I think my wife has encouraged me to love my boobs, because as she has stated on so many occasions, she loves them.

Because I have allowed myself an hour or so to work on the latest Georgia and Zoe story and it is now 10.05pm, I am going to leave you with some photos of boobs so I can get on to said writing, and then go to bed and play with my wife's boobs.  I mean snuggle with her.

Enjoy the boobs!

No nippleage, but a lovely, enticing shot all the same

What is better than one set of boobs?  TWO sets of boobs!

Cleavage... who doesn't love cleavage?

The image of boobs encased in cotton is something that I have always loved
... okay, it actually makes my mouth water....

Nipples pressing against cotton *dies*

Yea, I know, FINALLY getting to the good stuff!
Interesting contrast between the roughness of burlap & softness of boobs!

I challenge anyone to suggest those nipples aren't begging to be sucked!

Am I the only one who can feel a nipple against her lips when looking at this?

Why not just take matters into your own hands (fingers?) tonight?!

The beauty of sex - porn can be pretty too!

It probably shouldn't come as any surprise that my blog post about my dislike of certain types of porn (which you can read here: Not a huge fan of porn, but...), has speedily become my most viewed blog post.  It mentions porn and contains some slightly pornographic in nature images... how could it NOT get a zillion hits (okay, a zillion is a bit of an exaggeration)?

After making that post and witnessing the response, it got me thinking more about pornography... it seems people LIKE to look at photos of other people having sex, performing a sexual act, or locked in a sexual embrace.  And why not?

When I stopped viewing explicit images from what could perhaps be considered an anti-porn perspective, I realised something.

Porn can be pretty.

I'm not talking about staged porn, I'm not talking about the images of a woman throwing looking directly at the camera, a look of fake pleasure on her place while a man does something to her that would be unlikely to provide any feel-good sexual stimulation for her.  I'm not talking about corny storyline porn, not 'I am here to fix your blocked drain, and look at you, standing there in your see through negligee, while I stand here in my tight pants, and suggest that perhaps rather than unblocking your drain I can plug a part of your anatomy with a part of my anatomy, all while shitty music plays in the background' porn.

Where was I?  Oh yea, porn can be pretty!

I figure that porn is a form of art... and all art is subjective...  What *I* think makes good art, might be completely different from what you consider to be good art.  You might like the staged-for-the-camera type of porn, while I may (and do) prefer a less explicit, but equally as sexual type of porn.

And that is what leads me to my argument that porn can be pretty.  I like a more 'emotional' basis to porn... a more 'intimate' type of porn, I guess you could say.  I can see a photo of a scene in a porn movie, of a man going down on a woman, and not feel sexually affected by it, but if I look at a more 'natural' explicit image of a man going down on a woman, it might just make me as horny as hell.

Porn and explicit images don't need to be all about the pussy and the cock.  I would far sooner see a woman riding a man, than see the woman positioned at a certain angle so the cock is visible.  I don't need to SEE the cock, to know that it is inside the woman.

It's the same with oral sex, I don't need to see the woman's splayed pussy with a tongue touching it at an angle that looks good on the camera... that's not what oral is.  Oral is a face buried in a pussy, or at least a photo taken from an angle that looks natural... the tongue between the folds, NOT something that looks good on camera.  I have a brain, I have an imagination, I can work out for myself what that man or woman's tongue is doing to the other woman

I know I'm not the only person to feel this way about porn, but at the same time I am not saying that there is anything wrong with liking that more explicit, staged type of pornography & pornographical images.  It is all subjective, it is all individual, it is all about the indivduals preferences, turn ons and turn offs.

Before I go off on a tangent, I will finish up here... but not before sharing a few examples of the type of 'natural' 'intimate' porn-type images *I* quite like!

this image I like mostly because of the boobs...
but also because of the intimate nature of the kiss and embrace

this is another I like because it is natural...
I love the way the mman is holding her, the way the woman is supporting herself

I love the way she's holding onto his hair for dear life...
the way her head is thrown back... the fact you can't see his tongue

Again, you can't see any genitalia, hell, you can't even see any boobs, but you know
something VERY sexy is going on between those women...

This image isn't even explicit in nature, but I love the intimacy between the women...
I also like the feeling of anticipation it induces. 
You just know they are in for a weekend of sex, sex and more sex.

Again, this image isn't explicit, but it is intimate...
it makes me think of the relationship I have with my wife, the intimacy we share...

Let's just state now that I find photos of women kissing, beautiful.

Again it is the anticipation, the intimacy...

Is she waiting for her lover to climb on board?
Is she masturbating?
I love the mystery...

Sometimes a little pussy on display can be a very good thing!
I love that the redhead (and presumably the other woman) has a 'real' body...
she has curves, she has boobs, she has hips and a waist...
AND SHE ISN'T SHAVED!

No genitalia on view, but looking at this picture I can feel *exactly* what he is doing to her

Sweet sweet girly sex... as you may be able to tell, it is a favourite of mine

T for Tattoo... T for Thursday... T for... TATTOO THURSDAY!

Today has been shitty, putting it nicely.  A lot better than it potentially could have been, but all the same it has been one of those days that I don't wish to repeat... and I am looking VERY forward to going to bed tonight, and officially being done with this specific day.

Not sure why, but when I am in a funk like this, I enjoy looking at photos of tattoos.  I can't explain why it is, but it's something I have done for years now.  Way back in the day I guess it was some sort of moody teenage 'looking for the meaning of life' type of thing, but I think that now I do it because I find beauty in tattoos, and they change my train of thought.

So today, in my funk, I went on a little search... and seeing as my last post containing photos was such a hit, I thought I'd share a couple of the photos I found today.

Enjoy xxx

REAL women, tattoos & black lingerie... it's like the trifecta of perfection!

 

Not a huge fan of porn (vids), but...

I am not a huge fan of porn... I think for me it is partly to do with my short attention span, and also the type of sex that traditional porn tends to portray.  Don't get me wrong, I have my favourite videos, but they are few and far between.  ANNNNND with four kids in the house, watching porn just seems far too risky.

"Nan!  Last night I got up to go to the toilet and mum was watching a lady licking another lady's vagina, on the computer!".  I can hear it now!

I do, however, find myself getting very very distracted by images online.  Some, would most certainly fall under the category of 'pornographic', while others are more 'intimate' in nature... not quite explicit enough to be called porn, but probably not the type of photographs you'd want to share with your parents, your neighbour, your friendly local shopkeeper... you get the gist.

I enjoy looking at photos of men and women having sex, or being intimate... but what I REALLY like, and what REALLY makes me want to drag my wife into our bedroom and have my very wicked way with her, are photos of women together.  Women cuddling, women kissing, women touching each other, sucking each others nipples, fingering each other, biting, spanking, using toys, masturbating...

My own preference though, is for more realistic images.  I don't like (as much) images which are very posed, and look as if they are just screen shots direct from a porn video.  I prefer images of women who aren't a size 2, who aren't made up to look skanky as hell... women who look like they are really enjoying themselves, and who aren't just acting...

And boobs!!!  I like boobs!!!  Big boobs!!!  Perhaps this is because I am big breasted?  I like seeing women with boobs that jiggle and wobble and can be held onto... boobs that can be gripped, boobs that are a handful...

Oral sex is another thing I love seeing images of... but I like it to look real... not like the women are both in a certain position because it looks good on the camera... I want to see a woman with her face buried between the other womans legs, when the actual tongue and vagina can be seen, I don't want to see the very tip of the tongue 'stabbing' at the clit (we all know that is just uncomfortable)... I want to see the flat of the tongue between the lips, I want to see the tongue probing at the entrance to the vagina....... I want to see oral that depicts oral the way *I* know (and looooooove) it, both as a giver and a receiver.

I know that everyone has a different idea of what makes a porny/sexual/explicit/intimate image 'hot', but these are the type of images that *I* am personally talking about... and which kill me each time I look at them...

this is a personal favourite of mine...

this isn't exactly explicit, but I love the promise of what is to come...